MY DOG I WENT DOWN THIS MORNING TO SIGN UP MY DOG FOR WELFARE. AT FIRST THE LADY SAID, "DOGS ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO DRAW WELFARE". SO I EXPLAINED TO HER THAT MY DOG IS BLACK, UNEMPLOYED, LAZY, CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH AND HAS NO FRIGGING CLUE WHO HIS DADDY IS. SO SHE LOOKED IN HER POLICY BOOK TO SEE WHAT IT TAKES TO QUALIFY... MY DOG GETS HIS FIRST CHECK FRIDAY. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?
MAH DAWG I WENT DOWN DIS MORNIN 2 SIGN UP MAH DAWG 4 WELFARE. AT FURST TEH LADY SED, "DAWGS R NOT ELIGIBLE 2 DRAW WELFARE". SO I EXPLAIND 2 HER DAT MAH DAWG IZ BLACK, UNEMPLOYD, LAZY, CANT SPEEK ENGLISH AN HAS NO FRIGGIN CLUE HOO HIS DADDY IZ. SO SHE LOOKD IN HER POLICY BOOK 2 C WUT IT TAKEZ 2 QUALIFY... MAH DAWG GETS HIS FURST CHECK FRIDAI. IZ DIS GREAT COUNTRY OR WUT?
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