learn to speak lolcat: the lolcat translator

lolcat is a made up language that is said to be spoken by fluffy animals such as pets. Your vet won't have heard of it, because it's not real - animals can't talk. But if they could, wouldn't you love to know how to communicate with them? Or maybe you just want to speak lolcat because it's funny. Give it a try! U mite liek it?

MY DOG I WENT DOWN THIS MORNING TO SIGN UP MY DOG FOR WELFARE. AT FIRST THE LADY SAID, "DOGS ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO DRAW WELFARE". SO I EXPLAINED TO HER THAT MY DOG IS BLACK, UNEMPLOYED, LAZY, CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH AND HAS NO FRIGGING CLUE WHO HIS DADDY IS. SO SHE LOOKED IN HER POLICY BOOK TO SEE WHAT IT TAKES TO QUALIFY... MY DOG GETS HIS FIRST CHECK FRIDAY. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

MAH DAWG I WENT DOWN DIS MORNIN 2 SIGN UP MAH DAWG 4 WELFARE. AT FURST TEH LADY SED, "DAWGS R NOT ELIGIBLE 2 DRAW WELFARE". SO I EXPLAIND 2 HER DAT MAH DAWG IZ BLACK, UNEMPLOYD, LAZY, CANT SPEEK ENGLISH AN HAS NO FRIGGIN CLUE HOO HIS DADDY IZ. SO SHE LOOKD IN HER POLICY BOOK 2 C WUT IT TAKEZ 2 QUALIFY... MAH DAWG GETS HIS FURST CHECK FRIDAI. IZ DIS GREAT COUNTRY OR WUT?




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learn to speak lolcat - the language of all animals. not just cats, dogs, kittens and puppies. communicate with your pet dog or cat. docta dolittle eat ur hart out!